But wait, we don't have discs yet! We are also well aware of that. But how to you survive the apocalypse without being prepared? So, we've created the first Team Doomsday and we're excited to work with these disc golfers, no matter how well they play the game. We know that they'll help to represent out brand with the appropriate combination of enthusiasm and morose hopelessness.
In order to protect the true identity of our team so that they don't get tracked by the Illuminatti or Walmart, we are using their chosen Team Doomsday names. These are the members of the first Team Doomsday:
Anti-Nikko aka Quickest shot in the Midwest Shep the Slinger Mando Murderer Hyzer Wolf Compost in Training Capt. Griff Corvid The Wanderer Zombiemaster Major Bonez Squadron Ace Grim The Bogey Man Banging chains TC Dream Crusher Disc Bomber Killer Rabbit Roby 1 Kinobi Glutton for Pun-ishment Eschaton Disc Ripper Jacked Rabbit Death Putt The AnnihilACEtion Spartan1 Plastic Birdie Acid Rainbow 50 feet Pete King Slayer Lone Operator Tree Slasher The Ghost of Plastic El Oso Grande The Unknown Quantity Disc Sheriff of West Texas BC Zeus Boba Putt Disckiller Solo Wolf Pack Slys n Dys Understable Basketcase Baron 2Putt Hand cannon Coach Krusher Tommy Hawk Reverend Mr. Southpaw SAVAGE Sage Merlin Captain Goat SmellyCrackOfDoom Amigeddon Fallout Angel Mad Lefty Obi Willimitus Warpath Doc Doctor Disc Squid LONESTAR Lone Ranger Midrange Money Captain Goat Disc Medic Mandalorian540 The Inevitable Tummy Rift Trip DBiggs Dark Sparrow Juiced Disc Flicktorious Wild Behemoth The Savage Heir Disctopian Republic Disctroyer The Bald Bomber Lt. Bomber Conspiracy Nerd Kotskii Coach Carnage The Sniper Sky Lucky Sniper The Wonderer Arclight Rapture Sidearm The_weazel
They have all been notified, though it was through the archaic communication medium of email. So, after spam filters and electronic mail negligence, some of these folks may never know that they're on the team. Well, that's their loss.
Welcome to the team, survivors! Now when our discs begin to arrive, we'll have a core of players to sling them around the fairway wastelands with pride.
