We would like to thank all of those who applied to be part of the first “Team” for Doomsday Discs. In case you’re confused…we are fully aware that disc golf is not a team sport. It’s an individual sport, but we want to spread awareness of the end of times, and our discs too.

But wait, we don’t have discs yet! We are also well aware of that. But how to you survive the apocalypse without being prepared? So, we’ve created the first Team Doomsday and we’re excited to work with these disc golfers, no matter how well they play the game. We know that they’ll help to represent out brand with the appropriate combination of enthusiasm and morose hopelessness.

In order to protect the true identity of our team so that they don’t get tracked by the Illuminatti or Walmart, we are using their chosen Team Doomsday names. These are the members of the first Team Doomsday:

Anti-Nikko aka Quickest shot in the Midwest
Shep the Slinger
Mando Murderer
Hyzer Wolf
Compost in Training
Capt. Griff
Corvid
The Wanderer
Zombiemaster
Major Bonez
Squadron Ace
Grim
The Bogey Man
Banging chains
TC
Dream Crusher
Disc Bomber
Killer Rabbit
Roby 1 Kinobi
Glutton for Pun-ishment
Eschaton
Disc Ripper
Jacked Rabbit
Death Putt
The AnnihilACEtion
Spartan1
Plastic Birdie
Acid Rainbow
50 feet Pete
King Slayer
Lone Operator
Tree Slasher
The Ghost of Plastic
El Oso Grande
The Unknown Quantity
Disc Sheriff of West Texas
BC Zeus
Boba Putt
Disckiller
Solo Wolf Pack
Slys n Dys
Understable Basketcase
Baron 2Putt
Hand cannon
Coach Krusher
Tommy Hawk
Reverend
Mr. Southpaw
SAVAGE
Sage Merlin
Captain Goat
SmellyCrackOfDoom
Amigeddon
Fallout Angel
Mad Lefty
Obi
Willimitus
Warpath
Doc
Doctor Disc
Squid
LONESTAR
Lone Ranger
Midrange Money
Captain Goat
Disc Medic
Mandalorian540
The Inevitable
Tummy
Rift Trip
DBiggs
Dark Sparrow
Juiced Disc
Flicktorious
Wild Behemoth
The Savage Heir
Disctopian Republic
Disctroyer
The Bald Bomber
Lt. Bomber
Conspiracy Nerd
Kotskii
Coach Carnage
The Sniper
Sky
Lucky Sniper
The Wonderer
Arclight
Rapture Sidearm
The_weazel

They have all been notified, though it was through the archaic communication medium of email. So, after spam filters and electronic mail negligence, some of these folks may never know that they’re on the team. Well, that’s their loss.

Welcome to the team, survivors! Now when our discs begin to arrive, we’ll have a core of players to sling them around the fairway wastelands with pride.